March 18 2013
Few sites have names that mince words less than Fuck.com. Obviously this isn’t the sort of adult dating website that is trying to connect soul mates. More like hole mates. Of course, that’s not to say that a quality, emotion-based relationship can’t blossom out of the sex hookups you get from Fuck.com; just don’t go there expecting it. What you can expect is to find literally thousands of local people in your immediate vicinity looking for hot, no-strings-attached, casual sex. And the site isn’t jsut a big cattle call either. Its free initial membership has a profile process that is pretty comprehensive. You narrow down what it is you’re looking for, and who you are, so that the connections the site suggests for you are right on the money. After all, who wants an Asian girl with huge boobs if you’re turned on by black women with small ones? Of course, if you’re open to both possibilities, and a hole lot more, that’s cool too, Romeo.
The layout is pure eye-candy, which can be a little distracting at first. But since these are the half-nude and totally nude pictures of the actual people you’re going to potentially end up having sex with, it’s definitely helpful to get an eyeful before you start saying hello. That way you won’t waste your time contacting those large-breasted Asians I was talking about before, unless that’s who you’ve got itchy pants for. It has a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, and was voted the #1 Sex Dating Site in 2011 by the Online Dating Council. More than that though, it’s the huge database of MILLIONS of worldwide members that is the real draw to Fuck.com. Talk about shooting fish in a barrel!
- Free Sign-up Membership
- Peruse Chat rooms and Message Boards
- More than 15 million members worldwide
- 100 Day Get-Laid Guarantee
- Virtual Sex Area and Unlimiited Access to thousands of HQ porn videos
- Instant Messaging and Webcam Access
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Upgrading to the Silver Membership:
- The “Get Laid in 100 Days” Money-Back Guarantee
- Unlimited E-Chat and Insta-Messaging with Other Members
- See and Contact Every one of 5 Million Fuck.com Members
Upgrading to Gold Membership:
- Retain all Silver Membership Benefits
- Limitless Access to Fuck.com Members’ Videos
- Limitless Access to Fuck.com Member’s’ Webcams
- You get “Featured Listing” Preference on Every Search Result
Drawbacks and Caveats
Is Fuck.com a scam? Nope. It is a fantastic site from the minute you finish your free initial membership. As long as you put the time and effort into accurately describing yourself and what you’re looking for, this site is the bomb. Unfortunately I made the mistake of half-assing my profile because I wanted to get to the good stuff. Do not make this mistake, otherwise your search results will be all over the place. Another potential drawback is the 10,000 free XXX videos you have access to with the gold membership. Talk about a distraction! If you’re not careful you might sacrifice connecting with flesh-and-blood, horny locals because you’ve spent all your time watching porn. The Silver and Gold Memberships aren’t free, but the functionality and benefits are definitely worth it. In fact, broken down, the Gold year Membership is just $12.50 a month!
As you can probably surmise from my review, Fuck.com is an excellent sex dating site. Its membership numbers, interface, and price are all great. Plus, the 100 Day Guarantee is a good safety net if you’re worried at all about results. Although, if you put in even minimal effort, getting laid using Fuck.com is going to happen. And if you put your mind to it, you can have all sorts of hookups, and even fulfill some sex bucket-list entries with other people looking for threesomes, BDSM fun, or whatever. Believe me, there are plenty of people out there who are just as perverted as you are, and Fuck.com helps you find them! Great site.